Any stairway is a stairway to heaven if you’re clumsy enough.
If your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants, your pants are tucked into your shirt.
Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Most of the sky is actually below your feet.
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
At my first flying school back in 1999 they had a "swear jar" for anyone quoting top gun references. At the time there was quite a lot of local builders who all seemed to want to get their PPL, it was the big thing for them to come in quoting top gun. A £5 fine back in 1999 bought a couple of pints even here on the expensive south coast - they soon learned.
For me the instructor used to get most annoyed about leaning my elbow on the window frame. Till one day he came with a load of blu tac and thumb tacks. He said every time I stick my elbow on the window he'd stick a load of thumb tacks on there till I learned not to.
It worked. I even stopped doing it in my car for years after. Slipped somewhat now though